ALL ABOUT DOGS


1. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-- Anonymous


2. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-- Ann Landers


3. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
-- Will Rogers


4. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-- Ben Williams


5. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-- Josh Billings


6. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-- Andy Rooney


7. We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us
their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
-- M. Acklam


8. Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and
always have to mix love and hate.
-- Sigmund Freud


9. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
-- Rita Rudner


10. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
-- Robert Benchley


11. Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-- Franklin P. Jones


12. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very,
very few persons.
-- James Thurber


13. If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.
-- Unknown


14. My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog
money.
-- Joe Weinstein


15. Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come from a grocery with the most
amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
-- Anne Tyler


16. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-- Robert A. Heinlein


17. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the princ ipal difference
between a dog and a man.
-- Mark Twain


18. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I
never would've thought of that!'
-- Dave Barry


17. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-- Roger Caras


18. If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of
them.
-- Phil Pastoret


19. My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.
-- Anonymous

Nice jrl! could have done without the AOL pitch =)

sorry about that, it must have been in the email I got

thanks! that made my day.. a dog will forever be a puppy