hahaha!

http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/foren ... index.html

I don't get it. How is a link to Microgram humorous?

Good question really. I suppose a person could find humor in most anything if they looked at it properly. I found it funny in the respect of the ludicrouseness of the information.... and the ingenuitiveness of the people that still somehow managed to get caught anyways. It's like they are offering an oportunity for people wise to their website to become better stainless steal rats via learning from others mistakes and what not.

...... sorry you did not find it humerous X. torris

Hey, I was just curious.... it's "funny", but not "ha-ha" funny.

Oh say, I meant no offense.

...... and maybe your right. Funny, but not haha

HEHEHEEEEE

I don't know, anj.... I'm pretty sure that's funny. (ha-ha-like) Informative, too. I couldn't stop reading the piece on the marine found with P vidrias leaves.

lw

Yeah, it's interesting if you dig deeper........ the link I posted above doesn't offer the journal in sequence and complete... am not sure why.

But this ones funny..... spliff peanutbutter anyone?

http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/foren ... g0504.html



Oh wait,.... duh, here is the whole journal link
http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/foren ... microgram/
http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/foren ... index.html




Mmmmm, TETRAHYDROCANNABINOL/PHENCYCLIDINE lollypops!
http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/foren ... g0604.html

And Buddafinga candybars!

And what the hell is Yaba?
http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/foren ... g0104.html
Quote from link below: The main ingredients, which include salt, household cleaning products, distilled cold medicines and lithium from camera batteries, can be bought legally and the drug easily knocked out at home with a couple of casserole dishes and a hob. (originally designed by german chemists for Hitler)..... go figure

http://www.drugs-info.co.uk/drugpages/yaba/yaba.htm

Yaba, that's the same bathtub meth that hillbillys and ravers are snorting/shooting up all over the place in the US but in a colorful oral form favored in asia. Yeah, I always get a chuckle from the CA cannabutter based packaged foods that keep popping up. Plenty of great info on the site, I turned on a former professional smuggler who was shocked to find that his high tech, ultra secret, hidden auto compartment was already well known to the DEA and narcotics intradiction units across the US ... he wouldn't travel with otherwise innocent looking mushroom chocolates after checking out that site either.

i love those Microgram Journals.

Here's their state by state fact sheet.

http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/state_factsheets.html

Of course they left out one important "fact". That they haven't been able to do squat to stop the flow of 'illegal' substances over their whole history. Only fill jail cells..... and strain their shoulders trying to pat themselves on the back.

Here's their price and purity fact sheet.....
http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/pubs/intel/02058/02058.pdf

They used to have a really interesting LSD fact sheet that they had compiled, but I see they took it off the site.

Didn't know there as a Bluebook for dope.

Interesting bit in the new May edition. Looks like somebody was caught with some dried pedro chips and they thought it was peyote.

more dried cactus flesh it seems.....

http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/programs/foren ... g1205.html

.... sure seems to be alot of fake acid floating around too lately. Stuff like that DOB can really fuck a person up if too much is taken at once. Some people have no scruples.

MDMA IN TURTLE-SHAPED CHOCOLATES AND IN PSILOCYBE
MUSHROOMS NEAR PORTLAND, OREGON april 09


Now thats funny.